supersonicelectronic:

Linden Frederick.

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: 196 paper clips I have collected off of the sidewalk over the past four years. -W.C. Rueck Photo credit: Matt Miller

nevver:

Nope

IMPORTANT:  If you are going to hang out with someone from the internet via the blackhole of okcupid because you both need friends and they are of a gender that you are attracted to are you hanging out as friends or as “friends” because uhhh?

Learning to drive again on the highway and not the forest.

Vomit on Everything, part 953.

lgbtlaughs:

[Screenshot of numerous Twitter users misspelling “vicariously” as “bicuriously” in various situations, accompanied by a picture of a girl kissing another girl’s cheek.]

This is for Katie.

Barista boys in Louisville are the only people in the world who love me no matter what.  Unfortunately, their sassing skills are less impressive than their facial hair.

“Reparations, bitch.”

A vintage nude of your girl, cleankicksdirtymind.

Things I’ve learned now that I’ve had the internet for more than 20 minutes:

-My two really annoying crushes from the last year are definitely going to fall in love with each other forever and ever, if they haven’t already.
-There is a super political hottie hiding out somewhere in downtown Jeffersonville.  I don’t know how this miracle happened, but I will be finding this kid and courting them for best friendship and/or love because see above.
-Obviously I don’t know how to court super political hotties because see above.
-There is no bubble tea in Louisville.
-New Albany has an almost-vegetarian restaurant, which is cray. 
-Michael will apparently be editing the five college literary magazine, which means I gotta start writing some sonnets about big butts and difficult poops.